Hey, visitor from a search engine! This is my cheap attempt to trawl for your hits. Thank you for being yet another person strangely interested in seeing this man naked.
Yeah, yeah, I know. You're just doing "research" for a friend. Just like everybody else here. You'll fit right in.
Yes, this really is a photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger naked as a jaybird.
No, I will not reveal where I got it.
No, it is not, to my knowledge, by Robert Mapplethorpe.
No, I'm not aware of any "gay photos," as Matt Drudge alleged existed.