Your theater plans for the weekend

No matter where you are in the world, you are no more than a few thousand miles from one of these productions:

Los Angeles. The long-awaited revival of Mitch Watson's Klub opens Saturday at the Actors' Gang:

This LAist interview with Mitch is funny.

Maryland. According to its website, Catholic university Mount St. Mary's "is built on four pillars - faith, discovery, leadership and community." Fortunately, they were able to knock down the first pillar and put on a production of Bat Boy. Actress Megan Crampton (Shelley) gives the audience fair warning:

"People coming to see Bat Boy should probably be aware that this isn't your traditional musical like West Side Story or Oklahoma. As long as they don't mind a crazy West Virginian town that goes haywire over the discovery of a bat boy, and a twisted love story that exposes them to an animal orgy in Act Two, then they should have a good ol' time."

Toledo. Naturally, it's Bat Boy:

Bat Boy: The Musical opens tomorrow and runs through April 20 in the Center Theatre of the University of Toledo's Center for Performing Arts.